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"I'm not cut out to be a builder, I was born to fly and sing."

'But Mum, I don't want to learn how to dance: I want to be a singer...'

"Obviously, I can't fly like you, but if you teach me, I can probably sing like you..."

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

"I'm gonna be a 'New Yorker' cartoonist. You're not supposed to understand it."

'I don't care if Jackson Pollock did start out this way. We are drawing kittens.'

'I really wanted to only take accounting courses, but my parents made me take this cartooning class so I would have something to fall back on.'

'Miss Donahue would give him an F.'

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

"My wife has always encouraged me... ...to quit this stupid dream and get a real job." ... "You have a wife?"

Jeff Beck.

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

"What do you want to be when you blow up?"

'Man it's a tough crowd tonight!'

"Next, I'd like to play 'Guantanamera.'"

Mr. K's essay is such a drag! Yeah, but I've got to do really well. Twig! You're such a grind! Am not! Life isn't only about grades. I know! But he's directing the spring musical. And my singing won't get me the part all by itself! English: Gateway to the Grammys.

Children's Imagination

'Hey guys?. . . Help us think what Dale could do for his '15 minutes of fame.''

A backup plan might be a good idea, in case 'being a celebrity' doesn't work out...

"Nobody at school will laugh at me."

Brian, I hope you're taking this seriously.

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"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

So close... Yet so far.

"I think your guitar's broken. No matter what you play, it sounds the same."

"She gets her musical ability from me."

"When I grow up I'd like to model for a pasta company."

I'm trying out for the spring play. You'll be great! Ha! You'll be grateful to be an usher, Meryl Creep. Yeah. The good parts go to real actors. Sigh. The arts are sooo uplifting.

"I've made a fortune as a successful artist! I couldn't see this happening if I became a soldier or a worker..."

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

"That'll be the day!"

'Today's unwilling nude model is Ralph.'

'Oh Rats! I can't be creative with a box of flat crayons!'

"I owe my success to him. I figured, if he can make it, so can I."