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'Wow! Your band is loud!' 'We don't have to learn any lyrics!'

'While my guitar gently creeks.'

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

He kept up his guitar practise...

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

Rocking Witches.

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

"I'm gonna be a 'New Yorker' cartoonist. You're not supposed to understand it."

Guitar Man.

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

"What do you want to be when you blow up?"

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

'I really wanted to only take accounting courses, but my parents made me take this cartooning class so I would have something to fall back on.'

'Miss Donahue would give him an F.'

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

"My wife has always encouraged me... ...to quit this stupid dream and get a real job." ... "You have a wife?"

'I wish his guidance counselor spent more time on college plans and less time suggesting names for his band.'

"Obviously, I can't fly like you, but if you teach me, I can probably sing like you..."

Children's Imagination

'Man it's a tough crowd tonight!'

'Hey guys?. . . Help us think what Dale could do for his '15 minutes of fame.''

A backup plan might be a good idea, in case 'being a celebrity' doesn't work out...

Brian, I hope you're taking this seriously.

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