Rock Star Hopeful T-Shirts

'You're really going to be in a band?'

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

Pete Townshend Vineyards

He kept up his guitar practise...

Rocking Witches.

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

Guitar Man.

Fuzz - Max smashes his guitar.

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

"What do you want to be when you blow up?"

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

'Man it's a tough crowd tonight!'

'Punk Rock?'

'I wish his guidance counselor spent more time on college plans and less time suggesting names for his band.'

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

' I said, you WIN, I'll pay your dorm rent!!!'

Dino Fest

'When are you going to give up this 9 to 5 nonsense and become a rock star like your brother?'

"This next song is for my ex-wife Joan."

'I'm with the band.'

Guitar Hero.

'Here's one my dad wrote.'

Musician plugged into amp.

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

This next number is when we smash our guitars...