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Dino Fest

'I was born to rock.'

"You can't take a solo after every serve."

'I'm with the band.'

"It's great to be back!"

"I'm a rockhound."

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

After finishing his 5 minute guitar riff, John realized the silence was due to his filling in on the traditional service worship team that particular Sunday morning.

'Let's wail!'

A rat drumming on a drink can.

Pope Tour

Tom Waits.

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'

'Oh Simon, for those about to rock, I've made sandwiches.'

Fuzz - Max has a sexy guitar effect.

Air guitar. Air lighters.

Very large members of a band called Broadband.

Guitar Hero.

Rocking Witches.

"You gotta admit, they rock PRETTY hard for a group with no arms."

He kept up his guitar practise...

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

Guitar Man.

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

'I wish his guidance counselor spent more time on college plans and less time suggesting names for his band.'

'Man it's a tough crowd tonight!'

' I said, you WIN, I'll pay your dorm rent!!!'

All Les's dreams of stardom were coming true, and he'd only played one note.

'When are you going to give up this 9 to 5 nonsense and become a rock star like your brother?'

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

"This next song is for my ex-wife Joan."

Lou Reed

'Here's one my dad wrote.'