Rockstar Wannabe Pillows

Jack Black

Dino Fest

'I was born to rock.'

"You can't take a solo after every serve."

'I'm with the band.'

"It's great to be back!"

"I'm a rockhound."

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

After finishing his 5 minute guitar riff, John realized the silence was due to his filling in on the traditional service worship team that particular Sunday morning.

Tom Scholz

'Let's wail!'

A rat drumming on a drink can.

Pope Tour

Tom Waits.

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'

'Oh Simon, for those about to rock, I've made sandwiches.'

Fuzz - Max has a sexy guitar effect.

'Elton John'

Air guitar. Air lighters.

Very large members of a band called Broadband.

Contrary to popular belief, Elvis wasn't that well paid: 'So it's one for the money, two for the show, three to get...'

Guitar Hero.

Rocking Witches.

Marilyn Manson

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"You gotta admit, they rock PRETTY hard for a group with no arms."

He kept up his guitar practise...

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

Guitar Man.

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

Jeff Beck.

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

"Play dead!" "What a long strange trip its been..."

'I wish his guidance counselor spent more time on college plans and less time suggesting names for his band.'