Rock Star Wannabe Pillows

"This next song is for all the music teachers who said I'd never make it."

Steven Tyler's toothbrush.

"I'm tired of rock and roll, let's form a really groovy law practice."

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

'Would you like to hear some music while you hold?'

'Follow your dreams unless of course, it involves dropping out of school to join a rock band.'

He kept up his guitar practise...

Hmmm

"I don't have a good ear. I should really invest in an air guitar tuner."

Rocking Panda

'Your Dad phoned earlier and told me that this is how he wanted it fixed.'

"And last but not least, organizational psychologist Ron Haynes, who limits my switching of guitars to at least every other song."

Lou Reed

Dolores O'Riordan caricature

It's my personal advisor, he's teaching me the air guitar.

God invents the guitar riff - "It should go...Dhrrr, Dhrr - Dhrrr! Dhirrh, Dhrr, Di - Hrr.."

Will You Please Turn Off Your Hi-Fi?

This next number is when we smash our guitars...

'Every time a customer buys an electric guitar, at least one neighbor buys a gun.'

'Here's one my dad wrote.'

He's my personal tutor...he's teaching me air guitar.

Guitar Man.

"It used to belong to a rock star!"

"Hey, can you guys tone it down a notch while I take this..."

"This next song is for my ex-wife Joan."