Rock Star Wanna-be Pillows

Rock Concert

Pete Townshend Vineyards

He kept up his guitar practise...

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

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...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

Rocking Witches.

Fuzz - Max smashes his guitar.

Guitar Man.

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

Jeff Beck.

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

"Play dead!" "What a long strange trip its been..."

'Of course we've got Marshall amps Jim! Only the best up here.'

'Why is the guitarist doing a Jack Sparrow impression?'

'Punk Rock?'

'Man it's a tough crowd tonight!'

"Next, I'd like to play 'Guantanamera.'"

'I wish his guidance counselor spent more time on college plans and less time suggesting names for his band.'

Plymouth Rock

'That's what I'm talkin' about!'

All Les's dreams of stardom were coming true, and he'd only played one note.

X Factor contestant dressed as a 'Y'.

'When are you going to give up this 9 to 5 nonsense and become a rock star like your brother?'

Harold was pleased to discover that his grandson was also a big tool fan.

Dino Fest

"I think your guitar's broken. No matter what you play, it sounds the same."

This next number is when we smash our guitars...

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

'Here's one my dad wrote.'

Musician plugged into amp.

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'

'I'm with the band.'

'Elton John'