Aspiring Rock Stars Pillows

'NOW I found out I could have been a rock star!'

He kept up his guitar practise...

Rocking Witches.

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

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"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

Guitar Man.

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

Jeff Beck.

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

"Play dead!" "What a long strange trip its been..."

'Why is the guitarist doing a Jack Sparrow impression?'

Mr. K's essay is such a drag! Yeah, but I've got to do really well. Twig! You're such a grind! Am not! Life isn't only about grades. I know! But he's directing the spring musical. And my singing won't get me the part all by itself! English: Gateway to the Grammys.

'Of course we've got Marshall amps Jim! Only the best up here.'

"Next, I'd like to play 'Guantanamera.'"

'Hey guys?. . . Help us think what Dale could do for his '15 minutes of fame.''

"Obviously, I can't fly like you, but if you teach me, I can probably sing like you..."

'I wish his guidance counselor spent more time on college plans and less time suggesting names for his band.'

'Man it's a tough crowd tonight!'

Plymouth Rock

A backup plan might be a good idea, in case 'being a celebrity' doesn't work out...

'That's what I'm talkin' about!'

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Top Ten Hit

Dino Fest

Harold was pleased to discover that his grandson was also a big tool fan.

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

'Elton John'

'Here's one my dad wrote.'

Lou Reed

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'

This next number is when we smash our guitars...

"This next song is for my ex-wife Joan."

Guitar Hero.

I'm trying out for the spring play. You'll be great! Ha! You'll be grateful to be an usher, Meryl Creep. Yeah. The good parts go to real actors. Sigh. The arts are sooo uplifting.