Aspiring Rock Stars Pillows

'NOW I found out I could have been a rock star!'

He kept up his guitar practise...

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

Rocking Witches.

Guitar Man.

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

'Man it's a tough crowd tonight!'

'Hey guys?. . . Help us think what Dale could do for his '15 minutes of fame.''

'I wish his guidance counselor spent more time on college plans and less time suggesting names for his band.'

"Obviously, I can't fly like you, but if you teach me, I can probably sing like you..."

A backup plan might be a good idea, in case 'being a celebrity' doesn't work out...

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

Dino Fest

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'

Guitar Hero.

Lou Reed

This next number is when we smash our guitars...

'I'm with the band.'

"This next song is for my ex-wife Joan."

'Here's one my dad wrote.'