Rock Star Hopeful Pillows

'You're really going to be in a band?'

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

Washed-up Guitar Hero.

Pete Townshend Vineyards

He kept up his guitar practise...

Elvis Presley

Rocking Witches.

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

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"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

Guitar Man.

Fuzz - Max smashes his guitar.

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

Jeff Beck.

Steve Howe.

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

"What do you want to be when you blow up?"

"Play dead!" "What a long strange trip its been..."

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

'Punk Rock?'

'Why is the guitarist doing a Jack Sparrow impression?'

'Of course we've got Marshall amps Jim! Only the best up here.'

"Next, I'd like to play 'Guantanamera.'"

'I wish his guidance counselor spent more time on college plans and less time suggesting names for his band.'

'Man it's a tough crowd tonight!'

Plymouth Rock

' I said, you WIN, I'll pay your dorm rent!!!'

'That's what I'm talkin' about!'

Harold was pleased to discover that his grandson was also a big tool fan.

'When are you going to give up this 9 to 5 nonsense and become a rock star like your brother?'

Dino Fest

Guitar Hero.

"I think your guitar's broken. No matter what you play, it sounds the same."

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'

Lou Reed