Rock Star Wannabe Gifts

Plymouth Rock

"This next song is for all the music teachers who said I'd never make it."

Steven Tyler's toothbrush.

"Play dead!" "What a long strange trip its been..."

"I'm tired of rock and roll, let's form a really groovy law practice."

Pink Freud

"Thank you Bob. Any questions regarding Bob's presentation on the actuarial tables?"

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

Tony Iommi

'Would you like to hear some music while you hold?'

'Follow your dreams unless of course, it involves dropping out of school to join a rock band.'

He kept up his guitar practise...

Harold was pleased to discover that his grandson was also a big tool fan.

Hmmm

"I don't have a good ear. I should really invest in an air guitar tuner."

Rocking Panda

'Your Dad phoned earlier and told me that this is how he wanted it fixed.'

'Why is the guitarist doing a Jack Sparrow impression?'

Piggy Stardust

Steve Vai

"And last but not least, organizational psychologist Ron Haynes, who limits my switching of guitars to at least every other song."

Lou Reed

Django.

Dolores O'Riordan caricature

Celebrity Rainwear

It's my personal advisor, he's teaching me the air guitar.

God invents the guitar riff - "It should go...Dhrrr, Dhrr - Dhrrr! Dhirrh, Dhrr, Di - Hrr.."

Will You Please Turn Off Your Hi-Fi?

Bootsy Collins

This next number is when we smash our guitars...

'You're right - it is a an early Status Quo gig.'

'Every time a customer buys an electric guitar, at least one neighbor buys a gun.'

'Here's one my dad wrote.'

He's my personal tutor...he's teaching me air guitar.

Guitar Man.