Aspiring Rockstar Gifts

Need money for lessons

"You should learn how to play the guitar. It'll give you something to fall back on."

"Actually, I'm a singer-songwriter bird."

'C'mon son! Let me teach you! You know - in case this whole 'medical' thing doesn't work out!'

'True - we may just be a garage band. But now we've got a manager and we'll be touring the biggest garages in town.'

"Well, that explains it. I didn't think it was music."

'Man it's a tough crowd tonight!'

'Here's one I wrote to cover the sound of my wife's voice telling me nobody is going to pay to hear my songs.'

"I took two lessons before I released my first album."

"This says I can learn to play in four easy lessons."

He kept up his guitar practise...

Rocking Witches.

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

Guitar Man.

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

"Obviously, I can't fly like you, but if you teach me, I can probably sing like you..."

'I wish his guidance counselor spent more time on college plans and less time suggesting names for his band.'

'Hey guys?. . . Help us think what Dale could do for his '15 minutes of fame.''

A backup plan might be a good idea, in case 'being a celebrity' doesn't work out...

' I said, you WIN, I'll pay your dorm rent!!!'

All Les's dreams of stardom were coming true, and he'd only played one note.

Dino Fest

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'

Lou Reed

This next number is when we smash our guitars...

"She gets her musical ability from me."

'Here's one my dad wrote.'

'I'm with the band.'

Guitar Hero.

'I told you I'd make you a star.'