Aspiring Rockstar Gifts

Need money for lessons

"You should learn how to play the guitar. It'll give you something to fall back on."

"Actually, I'm a singer-songwriter bird."

'C'mon son! Let me teach you! You know - in case this whole 'medical' thing doesn't work out!'

'True - we may just be a garage band. But now we've got a manager and we'll be touring the biggest garages in town.'

"Well, that explains it. I didn't think it was music."

'Man it's a tough crowd tonight!'

'Here's one I wrote to cover the sound of my wife's voice telling me nobody is going to pay to hear my songs.'

"I took two lessons before I released my first album."

"Next, I'd like to play 'Guantanamera.'"

"Is she actually getting better?"

"This says I can learn to play in four easy lessons."

"Wow, Gracie...you have a lot of music in you."

"I think your guitar's broken. No matter what you play, it sounds the same."

He kept up his guitar practise...

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"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

Rocking Witches.

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

Guitar Man.

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

Jeff Beck.

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

"Play dead!" "What a long strange trip its been..."

'I wish his guidance counselor spent more time on college plans and less time suggesting names for his band.'

'Why is the guitarist doing a Jack Sparrow impression?'

"Obviously, I can't fly like you, but if you teach me, I can probably sing like you..."

'Hey guys?. . . Help us think what Dale could do for his '15 minutes of fame.''

'Of course we've got Marshall amps Jim! Only the best up here.'

Mr. K's essay is such a drag! Yeah, but I've got to do really well. Twig! You're such a grind! Am not! Life isn't only about grades. I know! But he's directing the spring musical. And my singing won't get me the part all by itself! English: Gateway to the Grammys.

Plymouth Rock

A backup plan might be a good idea, in case 'being a celebrity' doesn't work out...

' I said, you WIN, I'll pay your dorm rent!!!'

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