Aspiring Rockstars Gifts

Money needed for music lessons.

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

He kept up his guitar practise...

Rocking Witches.

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

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"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

Guitar Man.

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

Jeff Beck.

"Play dead!" "What a long strange trip its been..."

Mr. K's essay is such a drag! Yeah, but I've got to do really well. Twig! You're such a grind! Am not! Life isn't only about grades. I know! But he's directing the spring musical. And my singing won't get me the part all by itself! English: Gateway to the Grammys.

'Why is the guitarist doing a Jack Sparrow impression?'

'Man it's a tough crowd tonight!'

'Hey guys?. . . Help us think what Dale could do for his '15 minutes of fame.''

"Next, I'd like to play 'Guantanamera.'"

'I wish his guidance counselor spent more time on college plans and less time suggesting names for his band.'

"Obviously, I can't fly like you, but if you teach me, I can probably sing like you..."

'Of course we've got Marshall amps Jim! Only the best up here.'

Plymouth Rock

A backup plan might be a good idea, in case 'being a celebrity' doesn't work out...

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Top Ten Hit

'That's what I'm talkin' about!'

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

Dino Fest

Harold was pleased to discover that his grandson was also a big tool fan.

"She gets her musical ability from me."

'I'm with the band.'

'Here's one my dad wrote.'

This next number is when we smash our guitars...

Lou Reed

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'

'Elton John'

I'm trying out for the spring play. You'll be great! Ha! You'll be grateful to be an usher, Meryl Creep. Yeah. The good parts go to real actors. Sigh. The arts are sooo uplifting.