Aspiring Rockstars Gifts

Money needed for music lessons.

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

He kept up his guitar practise...

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

Rocking Witches.

Guitar Man.

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

'Man it's a tough crowd tonight!'

'Hey guys?. . . Help us think what Dale could do for his '15 minutes of fame.''

'I wish his guidance counselor spent more time on college plans and less time suggesting names for his band.'

"Obviously, I can't fly like you, but if you teach me, I can probably sing like you..."

A backup plan might be a good idea, in case 'being a celebrity' doesn't work out...

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

Dino Fest

'Here's one my dad wrote.'

"This next song is for my ex-wife Joan."

'I'm with the band.'

This next number is when we smash our guitars...

Lou Reed

"She gets her musical ability from me."

Guitar Hero.

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'