Future Rock Stars Gifts

'When I was a youngster I was going to be a Rock GOD, but the allure of working with multi-denominational tax efficient offshore bonds proved too strong.'

He kept up his guitar practise...

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

Rocking Witches.

Stop! Stop what? Do not change the channel! Sex, death, harrowing footage of the most remarkable story you've ever seen, tattoos, rock-n-roll, action, action, action! It's all coming right up, right after this five second break for station identification. Five seconds ... You're watching Rock Television. And now back to our ... bored. Welcome to ABC. We've got thrills, action, more thrills ... Click. I've got your action right here. We've created a monster. Click click click click click cl-

Guitar Man.

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

"What do you want to be when you blow up?"

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

"Play dead!" "What a long strange trip its been..."

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

Parents start infant on the way to fame.

'Of course we've got Marshall amps Jim! Only the best up here.'

'Man it's a tough crowd tonight!'

'I wish his guidance counselor spent more time on college plans and less time suggesting names for his band.'

'Why is the guitarist doing a Jack Sparrow impression?'

"Next, I'd like to play 'Guantanamera.'"

Plymouth Rock

' I said, you WIN, I'll pay your dorm rent!!!'

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

X Factor contestant dressed as a 'Y'.

'That's what I'm talkin' about!'

"That' a wonderful picture, sweetheart. You know, maybe we should keep all of this garbage, in case you become a famous artist."

Harold was pleased to discover that his grandson was also a big tool fan.

Dino Fest

"This next song is for my ex-wife Joan."

'Here's one my dad wrote.'

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'

This next number is when we smash our guitars...

'I'm with the band.'

'Elton John'