Future Rock Stars Mugs

'When I was a youngster I was going to be a Rock GOD, but the allure of working with multi-denominational tax efficient offshore bonds proved too strong.'

He kept up his guitar practise...

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

Rocking Witches.

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

Guitar Man.

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

"What do you want to be when you blow up?"

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

'Man it's a tough crowd tonight!'

'I wish his guidance counselor spent more time on college plans and less time suggesting names for his band.'

' I said, you WIN, I'll pay your dorm rent!!!'

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

X Factor contestant dressed as a 'Y'.

"That' a wonderful picture, sweetheart. You know, maybe we should keep all of this garbage, in case you become a famous artist."

Dino Fest

Guitar Hero.

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'

'I'm with the band.'

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

This next number is when we smash our guitars...