Rock Star Wannabes Gifts

Boulder thinks: 'I rock.'

'That's what I'm talkin' about!'

He kept up his guitar practise...

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

Rocking Witches.

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...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

Guitar Man.

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

Jeff Beck.

"Play dead!" "What a long strange trip its been..."

'Why is the guitarist doing a Jack Sparrow impression?'

'Of course we've got Marshall amps Jim! Only the best up here.'

'Man it's a tough crowd tonight!'

"Next, I'd like to play 'Guantanamera.'"

'I wish his guidance counselor spent more time on college plans and less time suggesting names for his band.'

Plymouth Rock

All Les's dreams of stardom were coming true, and he'd only played one note.

'When are you going to give up this 9 to 5 nonsense and become a rock star like your brother?'

Harold was pleased to discover that his grandson was also a big tool fan.

Dino Fest

'Here's one my dad wrote.'

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

Lou Reed

'I could have been the next Neil Young, but my ol' man made me take singing lessons.'

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'

"I think your guitar's broken. No matter what you play, it sounds the same."

'I'm with the band.'

"This next song is for my ex-wife Joan."

'Elton John'

Guitar Hero.

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

This next number is when we smash our guitars...