Rockstar Wannabee Gifts

"Pain threshold, one to ten?"

He kept up his guitar practise...

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

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Rocking Witches.

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

Guitar Man.

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

Jeff Beck.

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

"Play dead!" "What a long strange trip its been..."

"Next, I'd like to play 'Guantanamera.'"

'Man it's a tough crowd tonight!'

'Why is the guitarist doing a Jack Sparrow impression?'

'I wish his guidance counselor spent more time on college plans and less time suggesting names for his band.'

'Of course we've got Marshall amps Jim! Only the best up here.'

Plymouth Rock

' I said, you WIN, I'll pay your dorm rent!!!'

'That's what I'm talkin' about!'

All Les's dreams of stardom were coming true, and he'd only played one note.

'When are you going to give up this 9 to 5 nonsense and become a rock star like your brother?'

Dino Fest

Harold was pleased to discover that his grandson was also a big tool fan.

"I think your guitar's broken. No matter what you play, it sounds the same."

'I'm with the band.'

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'

'Here's one my dad wrote.'

'Elton John'

Guitar Hero.

Lou Reed

This next number is when we smash our guitars...

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

"This next song is for my ex-wife Joan."

'I could have been the next Neil Young, but my ol' man made me take singing lessons.'