Rockstar Hopeful Gifts

"I'd like to stay, sir, but time is running out if I want to start a rock group."

"Rock and Roll Heaven"

'You idiot! You didn't tell us this gig was for a marching band! '

Pete Townshend Vineyards

He kept up his guitar practise...

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

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"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

Rocking Witches.

"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

Fuzz - Max smashes his guitar.

Guitar Man.

Orchestra Class Air Guitar.

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

Jeff Beck.

Rock and Roll

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

"Play dead!" "What a long strange trip its been..."

'Of course we've got Marshall amps Jim! Only the best up here.'

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

'Why is the guitarist doing a Jack Sparrow impression?'

'I wish his guidance counselor spent more time on college plans and less time suggesting names for his band.'

'Punk Rock?'

"Next, I'd like to play 'Guantanamera.'"

'Man it's a tough crowd tonight!'

Plymouth Rock

' I said, you WIN, I'll pay your dorm rent!!!'

Rock On

All Les's dreams of stardom were coming true, and he'd only played one note.

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

"The next one is a hard-rockin', kick-ass, take-no-prisoners tune we wrote about turning sixty."

'When are you going to give up this 9 to 5 nonsense and become a rock star like your brother?'

Harold was pleased to discover that his grandson was also a big tool fan.

Dino Fest