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"I'd like to stay, sir, but time is running out if I want to start a rock group."

"Rock and Roll Heaven"

'You idiot! You didn't tell us this gig was for a marching band! '

Pete Townshend Vineyards

He kept up his guitar practise...

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

"We’ve nailed guitar-solo-face. Time to try playing instruments."

Rocking Witches.

Guitar Man.

Fuzz - Max smashes his guitar.

Orchestra Class Air Guitar.

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

Rock and Roll

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

'Punk Rock?'

'Man it's a tough crowd tonight!'

'I wish his guidance counselor spent more time on college plans and less time suggesting names for his band.'

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

Rock On

' I said, you WIN, I'll pay your dorm rent!!!'

All Les's dreams of stardom were coming true, and he'd only played one note.

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

"The next one is a hard-rockin', kick-ass, take-no-prisoners tune we wrote about turning sixty."

Dino Fest

'When are you going to give up this 9 to 5 nonsense and become a rock star like your brother?'

'Here's one my dad wrote.'

"This next song is for my ex-wife Joan."

Guitar Hero.