Future Rock Star T-Shirts

"If you're going to sing, get some lessons...you're flat."

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

"What have you done?!"

"A five, six, seven, eight, Mooooom!"

'I wish his guidance counselor spent more time on college plans and less time suggesting names for his band.'

"Someday, I'm gonna write a song that'll sweep the nation!"

"I blame it on all those talent shows!"

"My teacher said I'm good at music. If that's the case, then why haven't I been offered a record contract and gone on a world tour?"

He kept up his guitar practise...

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

Rocking Witches.

Guitar Man.

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

"What do you want to be when you blow up?"

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

'Man it's a tough crowd tonight!'

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

' I said, you WIN, I'll pay your dorm rent!!!'

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

X Factor contestant dressed as a 'Y'.

Dino Fest

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

'Here's one my dad wrote.'

'I'm with the band.'

Guitar Hero.

Lou Reed

"This next song is for my ex-wife Joan."

This next number is when we smash our guitars...