Future Rock Star Prints

"If you're going to sing, get some lessons...you're flat."

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

"What have you done?!"

"A five, six, seven, eight, Mooooom!"

'I wish his guidance counselor spent more time on college plans and less time suggesting names for his band.'

"Someday, I'm gonna write a song that'll sweep the nation!"

"I blame it on all those talent shows!"

"My teacher said I'm good at music. If that's the case, then why haven't I been offered a record contract and gone on a world tour?"

"I'm just doing this until my album breaks!"

He kept up his guitar practise...

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

Stop! Stop what? Do not change the channel! Sex, death, harrowing footage of the most remarkable story you've ever seen, tattoos, rock-n-roll, action, action, action! It's all coming right up, right after this five second break for station identification. Five seconds ... You're watching Rock Television. And now back to our ... bored. Welcome to ABC. We've got thrills, action, more thrills ... Click. I've got your action right here. We've created a monster. Click click click click click cl-

Rocking Witches.

Guitar Man.

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

"What do you want to be when you blow up?"

Jeff Beck.

"Play dead!" "What a long strange trip its been..."

'Man it's a tough crowd tonight!'

"Next, I'd like to play 'Guantanamera.'"

'Of course we've got Marshall amps Jim! Only the best up here.'

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

'Why is the guitarist doing a Jack Sparrow impression?'

Plymouth Rock

' I said, you WIN, I'll pay your dorm rent!!!'

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

X Factor contestant dressed as a 'Y'.

'That's what I'm talkin' about!'

Harold was pleased to discover that his grandson was also a big tool fan.

Dino Fest

This next number is when we smash our guitars...

Lou Reed