Future Pop Star Prints

X Factor contestant dressed as a 'Y'.

'Posting a song on the internet and becoming a global singing phenomenon is certainly an option, but you might like to consider focussing on your GCSE's as a back-up!'

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

He kept up his guitar practise...

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

Guitar Man.

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

"This is no time for fightin', princess, there's a war on!"

"What do you want to be when you blow up?"

"Play dead!" "What a long strange trip its been..."

Ringo Starr

'Why is the guitarist doing a Jack Sparrow impression?'

'I wish his guidance counselor spent more time on college plans and less time suggesting names for his band.'

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

'Of course we've got Marshall amps Jim! Only the best up here.'

Plymouth Rock

' I said, you WIN, I'll pay your dorm rent!!!'

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

"Music helps with maths... like which song got to number one... which song got to number two..."

Singer and her microphone

"That' a wonderful picture, sweetheart. You know, maybe we should keep all of this garbage, in case you become a famous artist."

Elton John

Rod Stewart

Band Aid-style rock stars wear T-shirts that read : 'Feed my ego'.

Madonna and Child, 2008

Harold was pleased to discover that his grandson was also a big tool fan.

This next number is when we smash our guitars...

Electric guitar

"Do I take drugs? Hey man, you hum it and I'll sing it"

"This next song is for my ex-wife Joan."

Lou Reed

'Here's one my dad wrote.'