Rock Star Aspirant Gifts

'Got any ideas for a band name?'

Jeff Beck.

He kept up his guitar practise...

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

Rocking Witches.

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

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Guitar Man.

Come on! They're posting the spring musical. I can't wait! I want a romantic part! With and elegant gown. Good luck with that! We're doing "Cats."

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

"What do you want to be when you blow up?"

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

"Play dead!" "What a long strange trip its been..."

'I wish his guidance counselor spent more time on college plans and less time suggesting names for his band.'

'Hey guys?. . . Help us think what Dale could do for his '15 minutes of fame.''

'Man it's a tough crowd tonight!'

Mr. K's essay is such a drag! Yeah, but I've got to do really well. Twig! You're such a grind! Am not! Life isn't only about grades. I know! But he's directing the spring musical. And my singing won't get me the part all by itself! English: Gateway to the Grammys.

"Obviously, I can't fly like you, but if you teach me, I can probably sing like you..."

"Next, I'd like to play 'Guantanamera.'"

'Of course we've got Marshall amps Jim! Only the best up here.'

'Why is the guitarist doing a Jack Sparrow impression?'

Plymouth Rock

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'That's what I'm talkin' about!'

Dino Fest

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

Harold was pleased to discover that his grandson was also a big tool fan.

This next number is when we smash our guitars...

Lou Reed

"She gets her musical ability from me."

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'

Guitar Hero.

'Elton John'

'Here's one my dad wrote.'