Wannabe Rockstar Gifts

'Confessing your sins in a folk ballad was an interesting idea, Larry, but I'm afraid your singing has forced me to add one more sin to your list!'

"I found my thrill on Blueberry Hill."

'A musician? Why don't you get a serious job, son? Come to work for me.'

The Singing Bass. I didn

Musician sings off key while his dog can only watch,his jaws strapped together

'Jon likes to think he's 'rock 'n' roll'.'

Joel's mum was very strict. . . No homework, no air guitar.

All Les's dreams of stardom were coming true, and he'd only played one note.

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

He kept up his guitar practise...

New Guy.

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

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Rocking Witches.

Guitar Man.

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

"Play dead!" "What a long strange trip its been..."

Zorro as a child.

'Man it's a tough crowd tonight!'

'Of course we've got Marshall amps Jim! Only the best up here.'

'Why is the guitarist doing a Jack Sparrow impression?'

"Next, I'd like to play 'Guantanamera.'"

Plymouth Rock

' I said, you WIN, I'll pay your dorm rent!!!'

Runs-With-Scissors Boy - Part One

'That's what I'm talkin' about!'

Dino Fest

Harold was pleased to discover that his grandson was also a big tool fan.

'Elton John'

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'

"I think your guitar's broken. No matter what you play, it sounds the same."

Guitar Hero.

Lou Reed

'Here's one my dad wrote.'

This next number is when we smash our guitars...