Wannabe Rockstar Gifts

"I found my thrill on Blueberry Hill."

'A musician? Why don't you get a serious job, son? Come to work for me.'

Musician sings off key while his dog can only watch,his jaws strapped together

'Jon likes to think he's 'rock 'n' roll'.'

Joel's mum was very strict. . . No homework, no air guitar.

All Les's dreams of stardom were coming true, and he'd only played one note.

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

He kept up his guitar practise...

New Guy.

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

Rocking Witches.

Guitar Man.

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

'Man it's a tough crowd tonight!'

' I said, you WIN, I'll pay your dorm rent!!!'

Dino Fest

As Seen On TV

"This next song is for my ex-wife Joan."

Lou Reed

'Here's one my dad wrote.'

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

This next number is when we smash our guitars...

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'

'I'm with the band.'

Guitar Hero.

'I think winning that last hand went to Bob's head, because he now has an entourage.'

"I'd like to stay, sir, but time is running out if I want to start a rock group."