Wannabe Rocker Gifts

"I think we're ready for the big move up from shed band to full garage band."

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

He kept up his guitar practise...

New Guy.

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

Guitar Man.

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

"Play dead!" "What a long strange trip its been..."

Zorro as a child.

"Next, I'd like to play 'Guantanamera.'"

'Of course we've got Marshall amps Jim! Only the best up here.'

'Why is the guitarist doing a Jack Sparrow impression?'

Plymouth Rock

All Les's dreams of stardom were coming true, and he'd only played one note.

'That's what I'm talkin' about!'

Runs-With-Scissors Boy - Part One

Harold was pleased to discover that his grandson was also a big tool fan.

Lou Reed

'Here's one my dad wrote.'

"This next song is for my ex-wife Joan."

This next number is when we smash our guitars...

'I think winning that last hand went to Bob's head, because he now has an entourage.'

As Seen On TV

'I could have been the next Neil Young, but my ol' man made me take singing lessons.'

Tony Iommi

Django.

"I don't have a good ear. I should really invest in an air guitar tuner."

Grocer with pretensions of being a soldier

'I don't see how you can put your profession as TV star just because you were in the crowd of Match of the Day!'

Rocking Panda

'It's not just that he plays games all the time, it's the games he plays. He's not playing 'Guitar Hero,' he's playing 'Guitar Sidekick''.

"This next song is for all the music teachers who said I'd never make it."

Steven Tyler's toothbrush.

Dolores O'Riordan caricature

Everyone in Tinseltown deserves 15 minutes of obscurity.