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'Nobody likes to wear wigs and tight pants more than me. however, when I said the company was 'rocked' by scandal...'

Pete Townshend Vineyards

He kept up his guitar practise...

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

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Rocking Witches.

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

Guitar Man.

Fuzz - Max smashes his guitar.

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

Jeff Beck.

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

"Play dead!" "What a long strange trip its been..."

'I wish his guidance counselor spent more time on college plans and less time suggesting names for his band.'

'Of course we've got Marshall amps Jim! Only the best up here.'

'Why is the guitarist doing a Jack Sparrow impression?'

'Punk Rock?'

"Next, I'd like to play 'Guantanamera.'"

'Man it's a tough crowd tonight!'

Plymouth Rock

All Les's dreams of stardom were coming true, and he'd only played one note.

'That's what I'm talkin' about!'

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

Dino Fest

Harold was pleased to discover that his grandson was also a big tool fan.

'Here's one my dad wrote.'

This next number is when we smash our guitars...

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

Lou Reed

Musician plugged into amp.

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'

'I'm with the band.'

"She gets her musical ability from me."

'Elton John'