Rock Legend Wannabe T-Shirts

Man with the same birth date as Mick Jagger

Ferrero Rocker

He kept up his guitar practise...

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

Rocking Witches.

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

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Freddie Mercury

Guitar Man.

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

Young boy thinks he's spotted an old rocker.

Jeff Beck.

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

"Play dead!" "What a long strange trip its been..."

'Why is the guitarist doing a Jack Sparrow impression?'

Jimmy Page.

'Man it's a tough crowd tonight!'

'Of course we've got Marshall amps Jim! Only the best up here.'

"Next, I'd like to play 'Guantanamera.'"

'I wish his guidance counselor spent more time on college plans and less time suggesting names for his band.'

Plymouth Rock

'But enough of our golden oldies! Here's a new one we just wrote called 'Middled-Aged Hearing Loss!''

All Les's dreams of stardom were coming true, and he'd only played one note.

'That's what I'm talkin' about!'

Harold was pleased to discover that his grandson was also a big tool fan.

Dino Fest

'When are you going to give up this 9 to 5 nonsense and become a rock star like your brother?'

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

Guitar Hero.

This next number is when we smash our guitars...

'Elton John'

'I'm with the band.'

'Here's one my dad wrote.'

Lou Reed