Aspiring Rock Star Mugs

Saving up for lessons.

'Wow! Your band is loud!' 'We don't have to learn any lyrics!'

'While my guitar gently creeks.'

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

Pop group want success

He kept up his guitar practise...

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

Rocking Witches.

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

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"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

Guitar Man.

"I'm gonna be a 'New Yorker' cartoonist. You're not supposed to understand it."

'I don't care if Jackson Pollock did start out this way. We are drawing kittens.'

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

"What do you want to be when you blow up?"

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

'Miss Donahue would give him an F.'

"My wife has always encouraged me... ...to quit this stupid dream and get a real job." ... "You have a wife?"

Jeff Beck.

'I really wanted to only take accounting courses, but my parents made me take this cartooning class so I would have something to fall back on.'

"Play dead!" "What a long strange trip its been..."

'Hey guys?. . . Help us think what Dale could do for his '15 minutes of fame.''

'Man it's a tough crowd tonight!'

Children's Imagination

"Next, I'd like to play 'Guantanamera.'"

Mr. K's essay is such a drag! Yeah, but I've got to do really well. Twig! You're such a grind! Am not! Life isn't only about grades. I know! But he's directing the spring musical. And my singing won't get me the part all by itself! English: Gateway to the Grammys.

'Of course we've got Marshall amps Jim! Only the best up here.'

'I wish his guidance counselor spent more time on college plans and less time suggesting names for his band.'

'Why is the guitarist doing a Jack Sparrow impression?'

"Obviously, I can't fly like you, but if you teach me, I can probably sing like you..."

Plymouth Rock

A backup plan might be a good idea, in case 'being a celebrity' doesn't work out...