Aspiring Musician Mugs

Violin practice.

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

'I wrote this song about my lifelong struggle with tone deafness and my complete inability to carry a tune or play an instrument.'

'Don't worry about not being musical. You've got plenty of time to learn...'

'Will I ever get it right?'

'The worst thing about being armless is, I'll never play guitar and become a rock star.'

"She gets her musical ability from me."

"I owe my success to him. I figured, if he can make it, so can I."

He kept up his guitar practise...

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

"I'm gonna be a 'New Yorker' cartoonist. You're not supposed to understand it."

Guitar Man.

'I don't care if Jackson Pollock did start out this way. We are drawing kittens.'

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

Jeff Beck.

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

'I really wanted to only take accounting courses, but my parents made me take this cartooning class so I would have something to fall back on.'

"My wife has always encouraged me... ...to quit this stupid dream and get a real job." ... "You have a wife?"

'Miss Donahue would give him an F.'

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

"Play dead!" "What a long strange trip its been..."

'Hey guys?. . . Help us think what Dale could do for his '15 minutes of fame.''

Children's Imagination

Mr. K's essay is such a drag! Yeah, but I've got to do really well. Twig! You're such a grind! Am not! Life isn't only about grades. I know! But he's directing the spring musical. And my singing won't get me the part all by itself! English: Gateway to the Grammys.

'Man it's a tough crowd tonight!'

"Obviously, I can't fly like you, but if you teach me, I can probably sing like you..."

"Next, I'd like to play 'Guantanamera.'"

'Of course we've got Marshall amps Jim! Only the best up here.'

'Why is the guitarist doing a Jack Sparrow impression?'

Plymouth Rock

Brian, I hope you're taking this seriously.

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"Nobody at school will laugh at me."

Harold was pleased to discover that his grandson was also a big tool fan.

"That'll be the day!"