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"My teacher said I'm good at music. If that's the case, then why haven't I been offered a record contract and gone on a world tour?"

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

"What do you want to be when you blow up?"

'Man it's a tough crowd tonight!'

"Obviously, I can't fly like you, but if you teach me, I can probably sing like you..."

'Hey guys?. . . Help us think what Dale could do for his '15 minutes of fame.''

A backup plan might be a good idea, in case 'being a celebrity' doesn't work out...

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

Directors chairs on movie set with Model, Actress, and Whatever on them

X Factor contestant dressed as a 'Y'.

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

"She gets her musical ability from me."

"This area is popular with would-be actresses and models,we call it 'Silicon Implants'."

"When I grow up I'd like to model for a pasta company."

"I'm not sure I'd want fifteen minutes of fame. Mum would only follow it with fifteen minutes of criticism."

'While my guitar gently creeks.'

"I promised myself I would never let this happen to me."

"If you work hard enough, and find the right reality show, you can grow up to be anything you want."

"I owe my success to him. I figured, if he can make it, so can I."

'I was only famous for 14 and a half minutes.'

"Actually, I'm a singer-songwriter bird."

"My parents are nice, school's going well, and I'm basically a good kid. Unfortunately, there's no money or fame in being normal."

'Jeff! You need to keep one foot on the ground!'

'Wow! Your band is loud!' 'We don't have to learn any lyrics!'

"I took two lessons before I released my first album."

"I consider it an honor just to be sitting with someone who's thinking of becoming an actress."