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"My parents are nice, school's going well, and I'm basically a good kid. Unfortunately, there's no money or fame in being normal."

Having Fame and Fortune thrust upon him, Gordy is forced to advertise for an entourage.

'I feel guilty about still dreaming one day to see my name in bright lights.'

"I'm not sure I'd want fifteen minutes of fame. Mum would only follow it with fifteen minutes of criticism."

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

'They all want to play the star.'

'Hey guys?. . . Help us think what Dale could do for his '15 minutes of fame.''

A backup plan might be a good idea, in case 'being a celebrity' doesn't work out...

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

"Nobody at school will laugh at me."

Tom Cruise

Directors chairs on movie set with Model, Actress, and Whatever on them

"Have a career, and then if you want to try acting, you'll have my blessing."

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

"This area is popular with would-be actresses and models,we call it 'Silicon Implants'."

"When I grow up I'd like to model for a pasta company."

"When I grow up, I want to be a Presidential impersonator on 'Saturday Night Live.'"

"If you work hard enough, and find the right reality show, you can grow up to be anything you want."

A panhandler with a sign that reads "I'll never work in this town again!".

I'm only a part-time waiter, I'm really an actor.

'I was only famous for 14 and a half minutes.'

"I promised myself I would never let this happen to me."

'While my guitar gently creeks.'

Ventriloquism for Dummies.

'Jeff! You need to keep one foot on the ground!'

'Wow! Your band is loud!' 'We don't have to learn any lyrics!'

"I consider it an honor just to be sitting with someone who's thinking of becoming an actress."

Spin Dentistry...'Hollywood, here I come...'

Waiting to be discovered, or taken to work, whichever comes first...

"Larry and Phil aren't sure what they want to do, but Michael is interested in show business."

Always stick to the script.

"I like you kid, but you're really just a work in progress!"

"I know I'm good looking, but am I good looking enough to move to California?"