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'You're a magician, Mr. Scully?'

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

'Hey guys?. . . Help us think what Dale could do for his '15 minutes of fame.''

A backup plan might be a good idea, in case 'being a celebrity' doesn't work out...

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

"Er. . . anything else?"

Directors chairs on movie set with Model, Actress, and Whatever on them

"Nobody at school will laugh at me."

'Man it's a tough crowd tonight!'

"I'm not sure I'd want fifteen minutes of fame. Mum would only follow it with fifteen minutes of criticism."

"This area is popular with would-be actresses and models,we call it 'Silicon Implants'."

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

Dog picturing himself on stage.

"If you work hard enough, and find the right reality show, you can grow up to be anything you want."

'So, did I get the job?'

'That should be an easy act to follow.'

"Great news, babe. I'm on the fall schedule."

"I promised myself I would never let this happen to me."

'I was only famous for 14 and a half minutes.'

"My parents are nice, school's going well, and I'm basically a good kid. Unfortunately, there's no money or fame in being normal."

Ventriloquism for Dummies.

Spin Dentistry...'Hollywood, here I come...'

Always stick to the script.

"I consider it an honor just to be sitting with someone who's thinking of becoming an actress."

'Jeff! You need to keep one foot on the ground!'

Street musician: 'Opening in VEGAS next week'.

The Don't-Quit-Your-Day-Job Comedic Revue

"I like you kid, but you're really just a work in progress!"

Waiting to be discovered, or taken to work, whichever comes first...

"I know I'm good looking, but am I good looking enough to move to California?"