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"You have no experience, skills or talent. I'm afraif we can only place you on a reality TV show, which will lead to wealth and fame."

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

Come on! They're posting the spring musical. I can't wait! I want a romantic part! With and elegant gown. Good luck with that! We're doing "Cats."

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

Directors chairs on movie set with Model, Actress, and Whatever on them

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

Millionaire trapped in the body of a bum. Please help correct the situation. ?

"I'm not sure I'd want fifteen minutes of fame. Mum would only follow it with fifteen minutes of criticism."

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

TV-Mirror.

"When I grow up I'd like to model for a pasta company."

Sammi and her 'partner' decide to have their child baptized at a Suuuuper-inclusive church

"I feel proud of the success I've made, thanks for all your support."

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

"This area is popular with would-be actresses and models,we call it 'Silicon Implants'."

The changing times of 'fame'.

'Buy this house sir, and you could be a star in a DIY make-over programme!'

"If you work hard enough, and find the right reality show, you can grow up to be anything you want."

'I was only famous for 14 and a half minutes.'

Celebrity Clerk: Schrodinger's Cat.

"this week on, 'Celebrity Fear Factor,' contestants are threatened with total anonymity."

"The public's taste in entertainment has certainly changed."

"My parents are nice, school's going well, and I'm basically a good kid. Unfortunately, there's no money or fame in being normal."

Live water cooler.

Celebrity Shark Attack.

JWoww becomes fascinated with psychedelic therapy after reading 'How to Change Your Mind' by Michael Pollan.

'Congratulations on reaching the grand final, how does it feel to be the biggest loser of all time?'

Waiting to be discovered, or taken to work, whichever comes first...

"...till death – or your first reality show – do you part."

I don't care if you did win the bloody X-Factor. You're dealing with the H-Factor here.

"I know I'm good looking, but am I good looking enough to move to California?"

I rented a car from Hertz the other day, and there was a camera in it. Really? Someone forgot their camera? No, I mean in the dashboard. There was a little camera pointed at me. I have no idea who or what was watching me. Maybe it was Hertz. Maybe it was the NSA. Maybe it was for American Idol auditions. To cover all my bases, I sang the Star-Spangled Banner the whole drive. I'm never renting from Hertz again.

How come nothing good ever happens to me? Like what? Like getting taken by a foreign government then rescued. I want to get a book contract, to be part of the news cycle, to have him talk about me. Whom? Speak my name, Anderson Cooper! The great one.

Housewives meet Top Chef

'Someday, you'll be a big star!'