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'That's because I'm hoping that if he sees me sucking up to him in the comics, he'll bankroll the TV-show proposal I sent to his production company, Gasbag Enterprise.'

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

"You really shouldn't ask for material things like a bike. At least try for a Porsche."

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

"Can you give me your opinion on the 'Paid for' magazines debate?" "Sure...but it will cost you"

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

World Economic Forum

Dialed the number, ordered the tapes and placed hundreds of little ads. Didn't hit a snag until step four: Just sit back and rake it in.

'From the very beginning we felt that defeating the Big Bad Wolf would be meaningless unless we could parlay it into a book deal.'

Business men's lunches: Tycoons ?25, On the way downers ?2.50.

I'm sorry Charles is unavailable for polite comment.

'Motivation...I want huge amounts of money. Vast amounts of cash.'

'I like the way his conscience doesn't get in the way of his profit motive.'

Waiting to be discovered, or taken to work, whichever comes first...

Door Security - Head Hitter.

'We'll need a bigger studio- Rosie wants to interview Rush Limbaugh.'

"Is this the wobbly table? I'll put my screenplay under this leg."

"I'm keeping it really simple!"

What is possible...

"Note cards, like a TV talk-show host! Now I can talk intelligently on any subject!"

Mu$k

Corporate Ladder.

"Build your foundation, Dorothea. They will come."

"It's tough being a media exec. There's always a threat of good news breaking out."

"Where do you see yourself in five years, Mr. Hawkins - still a small investor?"

"Looking for Investors."

"Darling, trust me. Santa isn't going to give you a network."