Future Celebrity T-Shirts

'I'd love to be in Who's Who.'

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

"What do you want to be when you blow up?"

"You want to be a comedian? You can't be serious!"

'I wish his guidance counselor spent more time on college plans and less time suggesting names for his band.'

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

X Factor contestant dressed as a 'Y'.

"That' a wonderful picture, sweetheart. You know, maybe we should keep all of this garbage, in case you become a famous artist."

Tom Cruise

Directors chairs on movie set with Model, Actress, and Whatever on them

"This area is popular with would-be actresses and models,we call it 'Silicon Implants'."

"I'm not sure I'd want fifteen minutes of fame. Mum would only follow it with fifteen minutes of criticism."

"When I grow up, I want to be a Presidential impersonator on 'Saturday Night Live.'"

'When I grow up, if I don't become a pro basketball player, about about 'spin doctor'?'

'I was only famous for 14 and a half minutes.'

"A five, six, seven, eight, Mooooom!"

"One day, I'll have teeth like pearls...skin like silk...and a mind like a steel trap!"

"My parents are nice, school's going well, and I'm basically a good kid. Unfortunately, there's no money or fame in being normal."

"I like you kid, but you're really just a work in progress!"

"I know I'm good looking, but am I good looking enough to move to California?"

'Someday, you'll be a big star!'

'Are you actively seeking celebrity status?'

School children looking at different careers from magazine covers, each involving celebrity status.