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'When I grow up, if I don't become a pro basketball player, about about 'spin doctor'?'

'You must be the boy who wants to be a stuntman.'

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

"What do you want to be when you blow up?"

'We'll send you to acting class when you're older. For now, get up and get ready for school.'

'I wish his guidance counselor spent more time on college plans and less time suggesting names for his band.'

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

' I said, you WIN, I'll pay your dorm rent!!!'

Future Wrestler

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

X Factor contestant dressed as a 'Y'.

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

Guitar.

"I didn't learn anything in school today but I'll learn twice as much tomorrow."

"A five, six, seven, eight, Mooooom!"

'When I was a youngster I was going to be a Rock GOD, but the allure of working with multi-denominational tax efficient offshore bonds proved too strong.'

"I like you kid, but you're really just a work in progress!"

"Papi, I don't think I play the guitar very well."

'Play your best. There's going to be a scout for the ten year olds in the stands!'

"You should learn how to play the guitar. It'll give you something to fall back on."

'We got Ethan this accordion to make some extra money. People pay him not to play it.'

"To be or not to be."