Future Tv Star Gifts

'She's going to be a TV presenter.'

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

"What do you want to be when you blow up?"

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

Parents start infant on the way to fame.

Future Wrestler

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

X Factor contestant dressed as a 'Y'.

"So, Mrs. Fessler, I understand you're a stand-up comic."

"I'm not sure I'd want fifteen minutes of fame. Mum would only follow it with fifteen minutes of criticism."

"When I grow up, I want to be a Presidential impersonator on 'Saturday Night Live.'"

'When I grow up, if I don't become a pro basketball player, about about 'spin doctor'?'

"My parents are nice, school's going well, and I'm basically a good kid. Unfortunately, there's no money or fame in being normal."

"I like you kid, but you're really just a work in progress!"

Waiting to be discovered, or taken to work, whichever comes first...

I'm not worried about the economy. Me either! It's not like I'm going into banking, car manufacturing, or real estate. Totally! We'll still make the big bucks. May I ask doing what? Movie actress. Rock star. When you move to L.A., I'm not converting your bedroom.

Robert DeNiro's first part.

Your brother's threatening to be a fat cat banker. Barf! I will do something socially useful with my life! That's my girl! When I'm a famous actress, I'll talk forcefully to "Entertainment Tonight" about my vegetarian diet! Maybe we should have had more children. Or non.

School children looking at different careers from magazine covers, each involving celebrity status.

'The reason your mom wears combat boots - and I talk about this in my book...'

"I won! I'm getting own talk show!"

"When I grow up, I'm gonna be a rich celebrity!"

'Here's your chance to shine, son. Make me proud.'

'You must be the boy who wants to be a stuntman.'

Having Fame and Fortune thrust upon him, Gordy is forced to advertise for an entourage.

'Ol? everyone! I'm keeping the sunglasses for Hollywood!'

'I'd love to be in Who's Who.'

"There's got to be a better way to break into show business than appearing on Hot Ones."

'That's because I'm hoping that if he sees me sucking up to him in the comics, he'll bankroll the TV-show proposal I sent to his production company, Gasbag Enterprise.'

'Spin, doctor!'

"Of course, now I'm just a class clown, but eventually I'd like my own sitcom."