Tv Personality Wannabe Gifts

"I'm not being unreasonable - I just want as much time as the weather guy gets."

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

Joan Hickson

"What's with the Tim Russert act?"

Giorgio A. Tsoukalos - Ancient Aliens

Will work for Food Network.

Directors chairs on movie set with Model, Actress, and Whatever on them

Tom Cruise

Ian Hislop

Men discussing a book on a chat show

"An appointment? Let's see... She could fit you in before breakfast TV, or after lunch on Radio Two, or between Radio Four afternoon and the Drive Home SHow..."

"I've appeared in Eastenders."

Dr. Phil takes it home.

"You notice all the books behind me...one of these days I'll get around to read one."

Chris O'Dowd

Barry Norman

"When did you first notice you were larger than life?"

'I think winning that last hand went to Bob's head, because he now has an entourage.'

Kathryn Morris

Sammi and her 'partner' decide to have their child baptized at a Suuuuper-inclusive church

Whoopie Goldberg

Kenneth Clark

'Our guest today is. . . er. . . a Corporation. . .'

"It's a battle of wills - I'm refusing to do anything for his 'funny cat videos' web page."

Guy Fieri

'I've got a confession to make dear, I'm The Stig!

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

"As you can see here - slow the tape, guys - these sparks are coming awfully close to the truck's gas tank, an explosive situation indeed..." Every high speed chase needs a color man.

"This area is popular with would-be actresses and models,we call it 'Silicon Implants'."

Bob Monkhouse

Emeril John Lagassé III caricature

"They want to see more snow on your hat next time. . . ."

The passing of a radio/tv personality.

The Emeril Isle