Celebrity Wannabe Gifts

'You guys are more like a gaggle, than an entourage!'

"We can't afford an entourage."

"I'm thinking of giving up being an international sex symbol."

Director/Action Man toy.

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

Reese Witherspoon

A smiling man leaning on large piggy bank.

'Most of all, I'd like to thank god. . .'

Tom Cruise

Directors chairs on movie set with Model, Actress, and Whatever on them

"It all started when I didn't grow up in a palatial estate."

As Seen On TV

"I'm not sure I'd want fifteen minutes of fame. Mum would only follow it with fifteen minutes of criticism."

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

"This area is popular with would-be actresses and models,we call it 'Silicon Implants'."

'I think winning that last hand went to Bob's head, because he now has an entourage.'

'I could have been the next Neil Young, but my ol' man made me take singing lessons.'

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

Producer, Director, Egomaniac Chairs.

'What do you mean you don't believe I'm really a Princess?'

'I was only famous for 14 and a half minutes.'

'I don't see how you can put your profession as TV star just because you were in the crowd of Match of the Day!'

Mail and Femail restrooms for envelopes.

'It's not just that he plays games all the time, it's the games he plays. He's not playing 'Guitar Hero,' he's playing 'Guitar Sidekick''.

"It's your real-estate agent. She says she may have found you a higher ledge."

"We could start a band."

The great bespeak for Miss Snevellicci

"My parents are nice, school's going well, and I'm basically a good kid. Unfortunately, there's no money or fame in being normal."

Pony Director

'I hope he doesn't pick on ME!'

'I don't mind playing dead...but what I'd really like to do is direct.'

Everyone in Tinseltown deserves 15 minutes of obscurity.

"I'm afraid the Will Ferrell quotes and hilarious duck impressions just aren't covering your low productivity levels any more, Ted."

Journalist tackled by security.

"There comes a time, Little Buddy, when you have to just accept that you'll never be famous....that your life will never be adapted for television and that when you die, only five or six people will truly care."