Celebrity Wannabe Mugs

'You guys are more like a gaggle, than an entourage!'

"We can't afford an entourage."

"I'm thinking of giving up being an international sex symbol."

Director/Action Man toy.

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

A smiling man leaning on large piggy bank.

Tom Cruise

"It all started when I didn't grow up in a palatial estate."

Directors chairs on movie set with Model, Actress, and Whatever on them

'Most of all, I'd like to thank god. . .'

'I think winning that last hand went to Bob's head, because he now has an entourage.'

"I'm not sure I'd want fifteen minutes of fame. Mum would only follow it with fifteen minutes of criticism."

"This area is popular with would-be actresses and models,we call it 'Silicon Implants'."

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

As Seen On TV

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

Producer, Director, Egomaniac Chairs.

'I was only famous for 14 and a half minutes.'

'What do you mean you don't believe I'm really a Princess?'

Mail and Femail restrooms for envelopes.

"It's your real-estate agent. She says she may have found you a higher ledge."

"We could start a band."

The great bespeak for Miss Snevellicci

"My parents are nice, school's going well, and I'm basically a good kid. Unfortunately, there's no money or fame in being normal."

"There comes a time, Little Buddy, when you have to just accept that you'll never be famous....that your life will never be adapted for television and that when you die, only five or six people will truly care."

Pony Director

Everyone in Tinseltown deserves 15 minutes of obscurity.

Journalist tackled by security.

'I don't mind playing dead...but what I'd really like to do is direct.'

'I hope he doesn't pick on ME!'

"I know I'm good looking, but am I good looking enough to move to California?"

'Someday, you'll be a big star!'