Celebrity Wanna-be Mugs

Tom Cruise

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

'It's not for myself, you understand."

Directors chairs on movie set with Model, Actress, and Whatever on them

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

As Seen On TV

'I think winning that last hand went to Bob's head, because he now has an entourage.'

"This area is popular with would-be actresses and models,we call it 'Silicon Implants'."

Restraining orders from the stars.

"I'm not sure I'd want fifteen minutes of fame. Mum would only follow it with fifteen minutes of criticism."

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

'I could have been the next Neil Young, but my ol' man made me take singing lessons.'

'I was only famous for 14 and a half minutes.'

'I'm worried that I might have slept through my 'fifteen minutes of fame'.'

'It's not just that he plays games all the time, it's the games he plays. He's not playing 'Guitar Hero,' he's playing 'Guitar Sidekick''.

'I don't see how you can put your profession as TV star just because you were in the crowd of Match of the Day!'

"My parents are nice, school's going well, and I'm basically a good kid. Unfortunately, there's no money or fame in being normal."

"There comes a time, Little Buddy, when you have to just accept that you'll never be famous....that your life will never be adapted for television and that when you die, only five or six people will truly care."

Everyone in Tinseltown deserves 15 minutes of obscurity.

"I know I'm good looking, but am I good looking enough to move to California?"

Robert DeNiro's first part.

Rock Concert

Your Ticket to Fame and Fortune...sold out.

'Someday, you'll be a big star!'

'Are you actively seeking celebrity status?'

How come nothing good ever happens to me? Like what? Like getting taken by a foreign government then rescued. I want to get a book contract, to be part of the news cycle, to have him talk about me. Whom? Speak my name, Anderson Cooper! The great one.

'And now the song that will launch my singing career.'

"Looking good! Feeling great! And soon to be famous!"

'I'd love to be in Who's Who.'

"Pop stardom might not be the most realistic of ambitions, Billy. I should know- I was the winner of last year's X Factor."

Having Fame and Fortune thrust upon him, Gordy is forced to advertise for an entourage.

"I won! I'm getting own talk show!"

"When I grow up, I'm gonna be a rich celebrity!"

'If you can make it here, you can make it anywhere.'

'Ol? everyone! I'm keeping the sunglasses for Hollywood!'