Pop Sensation Wannabe Gifts

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

He kept up his guitar practise...

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

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Rocking Witches.

Guitar Man.

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

"What do you want to be when you blow up?"

"Play dead!" "What a long strange trip its been..."

'Of course we've got Marshall amps Jim! Only the best up here.'

'Why is the guitarist doing a Jack Sparrow impression?'

"Obviously, I can't fly like you, but if you teach me, I can probably sing like you..."

Plymouth Rock

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

Tom Cruise

'That's what I'm talkin' about!'

X Factor contestant dressed as a 'Y'.

"Music helps with maths... like which song got to number one... which song got to number two..."

Dino Fest

Harold was pleased to discover that his grandson was also a big tool fan.

'Here's one my dad wrote.'

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

This next number is when we smash our guitars...

"It's a battle of wills - I'm refusing to do anything for his 'funny cat videos' web page."

"This next song is for my ex-wife Joan."

Lou Reed

"So, Mrs. Fessler, I understand you're a stand-up comic."

"I'm not sure I'd want fifteen minutes of fame. Mum would only follow it with fifteen minutes of criticism."

'Elton John'

'I could have been the next Neil Young, but my ol' man made me take singing lessons.'

Guitar Hero.

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'

'I'm with the band.'

Tony Iommi

Rocking Panda