Aspiring Pop Star Gifts

'And now the song that will launch my singing career.'

Like so many other unsigned artists. . .Ron's passion was to sing in the nude!

"Pop stardom might not be the most realistic of ambitions, Billy. I should know- I was the winner of last year's X Factor."

He kept up his guitar practise...

Guitar Man.

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

Jeff Beck.

"What do you want to be when you blow up?"

"Play dead!" "What a long strange trip its been..."

'Hey guys?. . . Help us think what Dale could do for his '15 minutes of fame.''

Mr. K's essay is such a drag! Yeah, but I've got to do really well. Twig! You're such a grind! Am not! Life isn't only about grades. I know! But he's directing the spring musical. And my singing won't get me the part all by itself! English: Gateway to the Grammys.

'Of course we've got Marshall amps Jim! Only the best up here.'

'Man it's a tough crowd tonight!'

'Why is the guitarist doing a Jack Sparrow impression?'

"Next, I'd like to play 'Guantanamera.'"

"Obviously, I can't fly like you, but if you teach me, I can probably sing like you..."

Plymouth Rock

A backup plan might be a good idea, in case 'being a celebrity' doesn't work out...

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

"Nobody at school will laugh at me."

Directors chairs on movie set with Model, Actress, and Whatever on them

X Factor contestant dressed as a 'Y'.

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Top Ten Hit

So close... Yet so far.

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

Harold was pleased to discover that his grandson was also a big tool fan.

'Here's one my dad wrote.'

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

"I think your guitar's broken. No matter what you play, it sounds the same."

Lou Reed

"I'm not sure I'd want fifteen minutes of fame. Mum would only follow it with fifteen minutes of criticism."

"This area is popular with would-be actresses and models,we call it 'Silicon Implants'."

This next number is when we smash our guitars...

"This next song is for my ex-wife Joan."