Aspiring Star Gifts

A backup plan might be a good idea, in case 'being a celebrity' doesn't work out...

Sign outside a movie studio: Standing in line Auditions.

The peer review of your video consultation was fairly negative...but the good news is that it's got you a bit part on Emmerdale.

'My long-range goal is to turn pro and lead the league in T.V. commercials!'

"I can't figure out what's going on with him—he should have been a star by now."

"Hi, I'm Ron. I'll be your waiter this evening. Previously, I was Billy Bigelow in the Center Moriches production of 'Carousel,' Biff in the Yardley Playhouse's 'Death of a Salesman,' Nathan Detroit in Oakland's 'Guys and Dolls,' Laertes in . . ."

"When my fifteen minutes of fame come, I want to make sure I capitalize on them."

"I consider it an honor just to be sitting with someone who's thinking of becoming an actress."

Spin Dentistry...'Hollywood, here I come...'

"I'm really an actor. I'm just doing this until I'm offered the right roll-er."

Always stick to the script.

'Jeff! You need to keep one foot on the ground!'

"If you work hard enough, and find the right reality show, you can grow up to be anything you want."

Struggling actor, Matt Johnson, was thrilled to have finally gotten top billing.

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

'They all want to play the star.'

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

What else is there to wish for?

'I know I'm still in the Juniors, but I already need a therapist.'

"Because when you're drafted by the pros, you'll have to be able to sign your contract. That's why you have to attend first grade."

'Hey guys?. . . Help us think what Dale could do for his '15 minutes of fame.''

'Man it's a tough crowd tonight!'

"Obviously, I can't fly like you, but if you teach me, I can probably sing like you..."

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

Directors chairs on movie set with Model, Actress, and Whatever on them

"Have a career, and then if you want to try acting, you'll have my blessing."

'It's great that you want a career in football, Timothy, but don't you think being a striker would be more fun than being a goalpost.'

"I'm not sure I'd want fifteen minutes of fame. Mum would only follow it with fifteen minutes of criticism."

"This area is popular with would-be actresses and models,we call it 'Silicon Implants'."

'When you talk about playing, 'at the next level', you mean lawyering, right, not the NBA?'

Charlie's medical advice always went in one ear and out the other.

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

"When I grow up, I want to be a Presidential impersonator on 'Saturday Night Live.'"

"When I grow up I'd like to model for a pasta company."

"We thought we could put in the details later."