Aspiring Pop Star Pillows

'And now the song that will launch my singing career.'

Like so many other unsigned artists. . .Ron's passion was to sing in the nude!

"Pop stardom might not be the most realistic of ambitions, Billy. I should know- I was the winner of last year's X Factor."

He kept up his guitar practise...

Guitar Man.

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

"What do you want to be when you blow up?"

"Obviously, I can't fly like you, but if you teach me, I can probably sing like you..."

'Hey guys?. . . Help us think what Dale could do for his '15 minutes of fame.''

'Man it's a tough crowd tonight!'

A backup plan might be a good idea, in case 'being a celebrity' doesn't work out...

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

X Factor contestant dressed as a 'Y'.

"Nobody at school will laugh at me."

Directors chairs on movie set with Model, Actress, and Whatever on them

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

"I'm not sure I'd want fifteen minutes of fame. Mum would only follow it with fifteen minutes of criticism."

"This area is popular with would-be actresses and models,we call it 'Silicon Implants'."

"She gets her musical ability from me."

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

Lou Reed

'Here's one my dad wrote.'

This next number is when we smash our guitars...

"This next song is for my ex-wife Joan."