Actor Wannabe Gifts

The great bespeak for Miss Snevellicci

Director/Action Man toy.

'They all want to play the star.'

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

'We'll send you to acting class when you're older. For now, get up and get ready for school.'

'Most of all, I'd like to thank god. . .'

"Have a career, and then if you want to try acting, you'll have my blessing."

"When I grow up, I want to be a Presidential impersonator on 'Saturday Night Live.'"

As Seen On TV

'I think winning that last hand went to Bob's head, because he now has an entourage.'

Producer, Director, Egomaniac Chairs.

Mail and Femail restrooms for envelopes.

I'm only a part-time waiter, I'm really an actor.

A panhandler with a sign that reads "I'll never work in this town again!".

"It's your real-estate agent. She says she may have found you a higher ledge."

"We could start a band."

"So I hear you did your own stunts in this movie."

Pony Director

Everyone in Tinseltown deserves 15 minutes of obscurity.

'I hope he doesn't pick on ME!'

'I don't mind playing dead...but what I'd really like to do is direct.'

"There comes a time, Little Buddy, when you have to just accept that you'll never be famous....that your life will never be adapted for television and that when you die, only five or six people will truly care."

"I like you kid, but you're really just a work in progress!"

Waiting to be discovered, or taken to work, whichever comes first...

"Larry and Phil aren't sure what they want to do, but Michael is interested in show business."