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"I'm not being unreasonable - I just want as much time as the weather guy gets."

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

Joan Hickson

"What's with the Tim Russert act?"

Giorgio A. Tsoukalos - Ancient Aliens

Will work for Food Network.

"You notice all the books behind me...one of these days I'll get around to read one."

Directors chairs on movie set with Model, Actress, and Whatever on them

"When did you first notice you were larger than life?"

Men discussing a book on a chat show

Dr. Phil takes it home.

"An appointment? Let's see... She could fit you in before breakfast TV, or after lunch on Radio Two, or between Radio Four afternoon and the Drive Home SHow..."

Chris O'Dowd

Tom Cruise

"They want to see more snow on your hat next time. . . ."

"As you can see here - slow the tape, guys - these sparks are coming awfully close to the truck's gas tank, an explosive situation indeed..." Every high speed chase needs a color man.

'I think winning that last hand went to Bob's head, because he now has an entourage.'

Guy Fieri

The passing of a radio/tv personality.

"It's a battle of wills - I'm refusing to do anything for his 'funny cat videos' web page."

"So I play this guy named Stan Snorkel who finds a big, gray poodle..."

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

Sammi and her 'partner' decide to have their child baptized at a Suuuuper-inclusive church

The Emeril Isle

"This area is popular with would-be actresses and models,we call it 'Silicon Implants'."

'Our guest today is. . . er. . . a Corporation. . .'