Tv Star In The Making T-Shirts

Modern Day Narcissus.

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

The team video didn't spotlight my talents. I've hired my own film crew. They'll showcase my skills so college recruiters can see my strengths. Wow! How can the director pack so much into one little video? Great point! Daddy? Tell Steven Spielberg we're going feature length. Nice save!

The girl who has everything...

Gillian Leigh Anderson

Sofia Vergara

'Our guest today is. . . er. . . a Corporation. . .'

"Five minutes, General."

"Dad, I was thinking...can I get a tattoo...right here!"

Sammy Davis Jnr.

'I've learned that adding water to coffee only weakens the effect.'

"There are several words I could use to describe your condition, but I'm leaning towards whiney."

'He's really putting that media studies degree to good use.'

Ronni Ancona.

Waiting to be discovered, or taken to work, whichever comes first...

Matt Smith

Martin Clunes.

'Is there a spotlight operator in the house?'

Rowan Atkinson.

Alyssa Milano

"I heard he has a speaking role."

Claire Danes

"Note cards, like a TV talk-show host! Now I can talk intelligently on any subject!"

Timothy West

"There's got to be a better way to break into show business than appearing on Hot Ones."

Little Moray's bath toys.

'Ol? everyone! I'm keeping the sunglasses for Hollywood!'

"What is it, Lassie? You say Connor both smelt it and dealt it?!"

"Gracie, please don't eat me. I...want to...live."

'The reason your mom wears combat boots - and I talk about this in my book...'

Gillian Leigh Anderson

Kaley Cuoco

'What a laugh - the wimp swam it DOWNHILL!'

Cote de Pablo

'You're that close to going to the minors. Relax.'