Tv Star In The Making Mugs

Modern Day Narcissus.

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

The girl who has everything...

'Our guest today is. . . er. . . a Corporation. . .'

"Five minutes, General."

'I've learned that adding water to coffee only weakens the effect.'

"Dad, I was thinking...can I get a tattoo...right here!"

"There are several words I could use to describe your condition, but I'm leaning towards whiney."

'He's really putting that media studies degree to good use.'

Waiting to be discovered, or taken to work, whichever comes first...

'Is there a spotlight operator in the house?'

"Note cards, like a TV talk-show host! Now I can talk intelligently on any subject!"

"I heard he has a speaking role."

'Ol? everyone! I'm keeping the sunglasses for Hollywood!'

"There's got to be a better way to break into show business than appearing on Hot Ones."

"Gracie, please don't eat me. I...want to...live."

Little Moray's bath toys.

'The reason your mom wears combat boots - and I talk about this in my book...'

"What is it, Lassie? You say Connor both smelt it and dealt it?!"

"I'd describe it as peckish, doctor, I'm feeling peckish."

'What a laugh - the wimp swam it DOWNHILL!'