Future Tv Star Mugs

'She's going to be a TV presenter.'

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

"What do you want to be when you blow up?"

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

Future Wrestler

X Factor contestant dressed as a 'Y'.

"I'm not sure I'd want fifteen minutes of fame. Mum would only follow it with fifteen minutes of criticism."

"When I grow up, I want to be a Presidential impersonator on 'Saturday Night Live.'"

'When I grow up, if I don't become a pro basketball player, about about 'spin doctor'?'

"My parents are nice, school's going well, and I'm basically a good kid. Unfortunately, there's no money or fame in being normal."

Waiting to be discovered, or taken to work, whichever comes first...

"I like you kid, but you're really just a work in progress!"

School children looking at different careers from magazine covers, each involving celebrity status.

'The reason your mom wears combat boots - and I talk about this in my book...'

'Here's your chance to shine, son. Make me proud.'

'I'd love to be in Who's Who.'

'You must be the boy who wants to be a stuntman.'

Having Fame and Fortune thrust upon him, Gordy is forced to advertise for an entourage.

"When I grow up, I'm gonna be a rich celebrity!"

'Ol? everyone! I'm keeping the sunglasses for Hollywood!'

"There's got to be a better way to break into show business than appearing on Hot Ones."

"Of course, now I'm just a class clown, but eventually I'd like my own sitcom."

'Spin, doctor!'

'That's because I'm hoping that if he sees me sucking up to him in the comics, he'll bankroll the TV-show proposal I sent to his production company, Gasbag Enterprise.'

"Wow! This is just like the tv show I've spent my whole life emulating!"