Star In The Making Mugs

The team video didn't spotlight my talents. I've hired my own film crew. They'll showcase my skills so college recruiters can see my strengths. Wow! How can the director pack so much into one little video? Great point! Daddy? Tell Steven Spielberg we're going feature length. Nice save!

Football Fans

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

'I know I'm still in the Juniors, but I already need a therapist.'

'How about a toast to my breakthrough?!'

'Hey guys?. . . Help us think what Dale could do for his '15 minutes of fame.''

Mr. K's essay is such a drag! Yeah, but I've got to do really well. Twig! You're such a grind! Am not! Life isn't only about grades. I know! But he's directing the spring musical. And my singing won't get me the part all by itself! English: Gateway to the Grammys.

A backup plan might be a good idea, in case 'being a celebrity' doesn't work out...

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Top Ten Hit

Football Skills

I'm trying out for the spring play. You'll be great! Ha! You'll be grateful to be an usher, Meryl Creep. Yeah. The good parts go to real actors. Sigh. The arts are sooo uplifting.

Dog picturing himself on stage.

"I promised myself I would never let this happen to me."

Rock n'roll.

'Did you read my email about Timmy falling down the well?'

'I don't see how you can put your profession as TV star just because you were in the crowd of Match of the Day!'

"If you work hard enough, and find the right reality show, you can grow up to be anything you want."

It wasn't easy, but we finally plugged the hole.

Spin Dentistry...'Hollywood, here I come...'

Always stick to the script.

Spent Lockdown learning harmonica

Miss T-T

"I consider it an honor just to be sitting with someone who's thinking of becoming an actress."

'Jeff! You need to keep one foot on the ground!'

'Is there a spotlight operator in the house?'

"To be or not to be."

Robert DeNiro's first part.

Freddie Mercury.

Maps to the Hovels of Would Be Stars.

Sign outside a movie studio: Standing in line Auditions.

The peer review of your video consultation was fairly negative...but the good news is that it's got you a bit part on Emmerdale.

'My long-range goal is to turn pro and lead the league in T.V. commercials!'

"Hi, I'm Ron. I'll be your waiter this evening. Previously, I was Billy Bigelow in the Center Moriches production of 'Carousel,' Biff in the Yardley Playhouse's 'Death of a Salesman,' Nathan Detroit in Oakland's 'Guys and Dolls,' Laertes in . . ."

'Ol? everyone! I'm keeping the sunglasses for Hollywood!'